North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory recently refused to meet with a group of mostly female protesters who were demonstrating outside the governor’s mansion against a new law restricting abortion access across the state. However, he did take a few moments to cross the street and present the protesters with a plate of chocolate chip cookies.
The protesters did not appreciate the gesture and returned the cookies, along with a note that said, “Will Take Women’s Health Over Cookies”.
Several days later, the governor told reporters he opened his front door and was surprised to find a plate of babies sitting on his porch.
McCrory expressed dismay at the discovery.
“I have no idea where these babies came from or why they’re on my doorstep,” he said. “But the state’s not going to lift a finger to take care of them, that’s for sure.”