Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker recently signed a bill into law that requires women who apply for a driver’s license to undergo an arguably invasive medical procedure as part of their standard road-test. Although the Governor’s support of the measure, which he helped sponsor, has been met with angry protests, Walker recently told a crowd at a press conference outside his headquarters in Madison that this new legislation “is going to make sure that female drivers take their road tests seriously.”
The close-knit town of Alton, Ohio is reeling after a woman walked into a public library and opened fire with her vagina, killing 4 people and wounding eight others. One of the victims was the local librarian, Edna Winters, a well-known and beloved figure in the community. Witnesses state that Ms. Winters, although armed herself, was unable to reach her own vagina in time to prevent the tragedy.